One K. Miller informs us that "Miller" occupies seventh place on the list of most popular U.S. surnames. Whittle that horde down by a large factor to include only those whose first name begins with the letter "K," and that's still a whole lot of folks. This leaves a big pool of K. Miller email potentially sent to the wrong K. Miller, i.e. our K. Miller, who likes to post misaddressed missives that wind up in his inbox. A few:
Someone queries a K. Miller about his experience with a recommended colon cleanser.
A Harvard psychology professor writes a K. Miller using the phrases "Hey man" and "Congrats dude."
A K. Miller seems reluctant to end his relationship with a woman who requests he leave her stuff on his patio for pick-up.
So if you're a K. Miller with MIA email, check with K. Miller. 'Kay, Miller?
