If you're a normal guy lucky enough to be photographed with an attractive woman, congratulations and many happy returns. If, however, you are in possession of any of the following traits or characteristics, be warned. A man called "Douchebag1" is on the hunt for you:
Douchebag1's mission is no passing fancy—he is fighting the good fight, the ancient struggle to protect fair maidens from the Griecos among us. And while DB1 may never fully ban 'bagishness from the face of the Earth, here's hoping his book deal helps spread the word and save lives.
