Movie posters have about 1,000 square inches with which to convince you to spend $10. That's a tough job, especially considering the quality of most Hollywood crap, er, films. So, it's too bad these one-sheets from Something Awful aren't real, because we're dying to see every one of 'em. The site has re-imagined the posters for some of history's greatest films as thrilling and illicit B-movies. The effect is both startling and hilarious. Imagine—"E.T." as a freakish alien bent on murder! "Bambi" as an unholy terror! "Erin Brockovich" as an uncensored revenge fantasy! "Milo and Otis" as an epic tale of survival complete with "bloodthirsty bears and goose sex!" See—now you wanna see 'em too, don't you?
