It all started when our hero suggested his wife could bring in some extra dough by turning one of her hobbies into a business. Next thing he knows, his world is going to Hello Kitty in a hand basket. And although there is no evidence of an actual hand basket adorned with the beribboned, anthropomorphic kitten, you will find Hello Kitty noodles, Hello Kitty pierced navel rings, and Hello Kitty pantie liners, among other horrors. At least what looked to be at first glance a Hello Kitty condom turned out to be only Hello Kitty cheese. So if you're pre-pubescent or just prepubescent-at-heart, give this site a spin. Because it's a Hello Kitty world, and you're just living in it.
