New Year's resolution: Pay less attention to celebrity gossip. Uhhh...after today. Because who doesn't want to wallow in the muck of apocryphal celebrity salaciousness just one more time? Especially when it's served up in tidy countdown form by the sex-positive Nerve.com? Some of these are old chestnuts: frozen Walt Disney, Marilyn and JFK, a combustible Mikey exploding on a Pop Rocks-soda cocktail. But what about Marisa Tomei winning an Oscar by mistake? Keanu Reeves marrying David Geffen? The whole Suri Cruise thing? Those'll wet your whistle! And what's the number one best celebrity rumor ever? Well, let's just say it involves a long-standing leading man, a small rodent, and a particularly private part of the body. Okay, now we're done. Here's to an intellectually fulfilling 2007!
