| December 11, 2006 |
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Adultitis
Do  you remain at your desk during lunch, squeezing in extra work as you down a sandwich over your keyboard? Has the snooze function on your alarm developed a finger-shaped groove since you've pressed it so many, many times? Are you "aimless, discontent, and anxious about many things"? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you could be suffering from a highly contagious, frequently undiagnosed, and 100% lethal disease: adultitis. Now, the Cure Adultitis Institute walks you through the facts about this horrifying condition. Read up on the diagnosis. Inform yourself of the prescription for treatment. Submit to the online test to determine whether you, like so many humans between the ages of 21 and 121, may be suffering in silence. Don't delay. Ask your doctor about this as soon as you can. And then get up and move slowly away from your keyboard. (in Humor > Parody) |
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