| December 7, 2006 |
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Almost Naked Animals
The  shrimp, bless him, prefers southern rap, sweetbread, and lavish meals. Well, who doesn't? At the same time, he dislikes werewolves, sardines, and fanfare. For a celebrity creature, he's quite modest. Not to be outdone, his fellow beasties all express different, but dearly held, preferences. The bunny likes tacos, but hates clowns. The anteater prefers triptychs and trivia contests. And Miss Froggy really, really detests body odor. All of these likes and dislikes are delivered by reptiles, mammals, and insects sporting nothing but their birthday suits and a clean pair of undies. Some of the animals—the bumblebee, the octopus, and the platypus, for instance—wear tighty-whiteys. The rooster dons brightly polka-dotted shorts, the giraffe heart-patterned boxers, and the butterfly a bright pink bra-and-panty set. All look googly-eyed, wide-lipped, and a little bit cold. But terrifically friendly, we're sure. (in Animal Humor) |
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