The Book of Ratings Children gather round, for the time has come to consult that tome of dubious utility but admirable single-mindedness: The Book of Ratings. Seems Lore Sjöberg was born to rate. And rate he does. Halloween treats, Monopoly tokens, Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors, urban legends, Marvel supervillains, and web fads part I and part II—all submit to one man's capricious opinions. Take breakfast cereals. Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries: A minus; Honeycombs: C. And the controversy doesn't stop there. Batman villains—the Joker: B; the Riddler: a barely-passing D. And don't even get Lore started on the enemies of Godzilla. How does giant moth Mothra merit an A, and scary flying reptile Rodan merely a C+ ? Must we circulate a petition? We're going to have to rate this site an F. For fabulously fun. (in Humor)
