The World's Best Prom
Every  prom story is unique. But some are more unique than others. Take Manny's prom, for instance. He brought a vacuum as his date—and lived to tell about it. In Vince and Brian's quest for the incomparable night, they decided to be the guys who wrote the evening's song. The chorus went as follows: I want to go to prahhhhhm,
Tuxedo paid for by my mahhhhhm,
My date looked like the bahhhhhmb,
So hot she set off alaaaaahrms.
Their tune didn't play until the very end, but it earned them accolades for the rest of the school year (which, sadly, ended two days later). Finally, consider the entire town of Racine, Wisconsin. It throws a citywide prom bash each year that rivals the Academy Awards, Mardi Gras, and the MTV Video Music Awards. Combined. (in Society & Culture) |
