Bunnyocalypse Easter is over. The milk-chocolate rabbits, Cadbury eggs, and Peeps chicks left standing can breathe a collective sigh of relief. But the tribulations have only just begun for the marshmallow rabbit. For these brave, sugary little souls, the bunny apocalypse has arrived, and we can practically hear the harrowing build of the "Ride of the Valkyries" overhead. Witness some of these long-eared confections making the ultimate sacrifice against skewers, coffee grinders, egg slicers, and blow dryers. The faint of heart should avert their eyes from the melted-down carnage of this post-microwave encounter or the swollen and colorless corpse left behind after a run-in with a faucet. This doomsday scenario will continue for as long as the bunny supply lasts. So run and hide little rabbits. Because the end may be nigh. (in Food and Drink Humor)
