My Creepy Valentine Are sappy declarations and floral fantasies really the stuff that turns a girl's head? When it comes to expressing one's feelings, nothing says "love" like a pair of creepy pixies playing strings. How could any woman spurn the advances of a suitor after receiving his message of affection by way of a scowling, baseball-playing pig? And what's a gal to do when the light in his eyes turns out to be lightbulbs? This collection of vintage valentines covers a wide range of amorous situations -- from a disturbing childhood to creaky old age to not-so-veiled threats from a potential stalker. Back in the day, a fella really knew how to dump a girl with style. If you're stumped for the perfect Valentine's Day sentiment, you may want to look elsewhere -- then again, this ghastly assortment may just provide the perfect surprise. (in Holidays and Observances)
