Molested Cars This site proudly announces its sole purpose -- to expose "one of the auto-world's most perpetrated crimes: the molested automobile!" What is a molested car? It's an automobile that's been altered or modified in a way that degrades the car. A couple of the category names are politically incorrect, but there's no arguing the absurdity of these dangerous toys. Tail fins abound on trucks, vans, and Jeeps, and some of these vehicles apparently hit such high speeds they need two fins to keep them glued to the road. Among the rolling billboards, questionable paint jobs, and tired beaters, you'll find a cache of vehicles that defy description. After steering your way through these ridiculous and unsightly autos, you'll be exhausted -- maybe doubly so. (in Car Humor)