| July 30, 2002 |
Previous | Next |
Domesticratic Party
With  a thoroughly retro perspective, two ambitious young ladies have created the Domesticratic Party and launched their campaign to be co-presidents in 2004. Clair Joyce and Kate Legere, the presidential hopefuls, have a simple mission: to mother the nation by feeding everyone pie and tucking them into bed at night. "Let us be the ultimate Oedipal figures," they declare. The centerpiece of their crime and punishment platform is a national bedtime to promote a well-rested, less crabby country. These candidates are neither pro-choice nor pro-life, just pro-mom. To promote world peace, they plan to bake pies and brownies for foreign leaders. Finally, the Sunday after they're sworn in, they'll host a White House potluck to meet every person in America. If your last name starts with A-D, please bring an appetizer. (in Political Humor) |
|
Email this Pick
Save to del.icio.us
Save to My Web
Digg This
|
|
|
|
|
