mc.clintock.com Welcome to Matthew McClintock's home. He's very happy you've stopped by and invites you to look around. Watch your step, as there are several different directions you can choose. You're invited to have a seat and watch some television. Maybe you'd like to read a book. If you're thirsty, help yourself to some milk or juice. How about something to eat? Mr. McClintock doesn't have much, but he can offer a bratwurst tofu sausage. Don't worry if you spill something. Mr. McClintock will just throw your clothes in the laundry, and you can change into some of his trousers. After you're settled down, why don't you and Mr. McClintock retire to the sun porch, grab the banjo mandolin, and while away the afternoon? (in Recreation & Sports)