A Landslide Victory for Romance -- Debonair, former Presidential candidate seeks mature, loving woman for long walks in the woods, rousing debates on taxes, and jetski racing. I believe in candlelight dinners, Burt Bacharach on the turntable, and a woman's right to choose (the wine). Send photo and up-to-date political platform to Election Search 2000. In the race for President of Your Sweet Lovin', there's only one viable candidate, ladies, and he is me!
Light My Fire -- Are you man enough to handle the Saviour of France? Spunky girl from the provinces has followed her career dreams and is now looking for love. I enjoy watching old movies, talking to God, and slaying British swine. Get smart with me and you may get maced -- literally! Seriously, I'm ready to settle down and swap war stories with a nice young man. As soon as I get out of jail. Ask for Joan.
Taxidermist/Motel Proprietor Seeks Dress-Up Fun -- I have a steady job, a great hobby, and a very supportive family, but I'm missing that special someone. Do you like looking pretty? So do I! I'm a nice young man who enjoys a bit of naughtiness now and then. We can get into all sorts of mischief, as long as mother doesn't find out. You can even help me clean the shower. Tee hee! Just ring the front desk for service. Your friend, Norman.
Love and Rockets -- Much like my hero, Hedy Lamarr, I'm a smart, attractive, 84-year-old actress/inventor (still waiting for my big break). I'm passionate, willing to bare my soul to the right guy, but I'm not necessarily looking for another Clark Gable or Spencer Tracy. I just need a man to share sunsets and my ideas on frequency-hopping torpedoes.
I'll Be Sasquatch-ing You -- Looking for love in all the wrong places? If you're like me, you find it difficult to get noticed. I've been called "intriguing" and "mysterious," but whenever someone gets close, I always seem to run away. Interests include cryptozoology, margaritas (blended, no salt!), Curious George books, and leaving footprints. It's always been a dream of mine to learn how to salsa dance. If you don't mind a few bruised toes, I'd love to shake my bon bon with you.
Love Bytes -- Do you have a database of inspirational quotations? Do you decorate your web page with teen graffiti? Do you crave royalty-free images? If so, you've obviously been spending too much time at crumpledpapers.com. Drag-and-click yourself away from the computer screen and meet me for a romantic rendezvous. You've got nothing to lose but your surge protector and your inhibitions. Please email your bio. No floppies!
Don't Fight Our Love, Mon Cheri -- Do not attempt to escape what is truly your destiny, mon amour! You: dark-eyed coquette with a bewitching white stripe along your most beautiful back. Me: single Parisian skunk with a lust for this magical thing called life. Chalet weekends, strolls along the Seine, discussions of literature and art, love at dawn. Do you wish to enjoy these things? Of course you do! Let us speak the language of love together in passionate, whispered tones.