Cock Fight!
A dilapidated shack in the sweltering bayou of Louisiana...a rapacious pack of roosters trained to kill...a young cajun boy with a dream...Cock Fight! An action-packed flurry of blood and feathers, Cock Fight! explores the shadowy border between rational man and violent chicken. B Movie Channel critic Vincent Vindicino gushes, "Ready, set, squawk! Cock Fight! will peck you to pieces! That Jake Lloyd kid deserves an Oscar!" (Note--No real chickens were harmed during the filming of Cock Fight!, but rather fake puppet chickens were slathered in ketchup and thrown against each other repeatedly.)
White Noise
On the radio, no one can hear you scream. Listen in on this bone-chilling tale of bad reception and dead air. The folks at Hearing Voices were just trying to put out a quirky collection of radio snippets, from the amiable "Communicating with Horses" to the innocent Kitchen Sisters. They never expected their RealAudio love nest to be terrorized by an AM-radio-wielding, hockey-mask-wearing, hip-hop-dancing Britney Spears! Watch out, public-radio listeners, she's a teen dream and she's got killer moves. Look for a special cameo appearance by Jerry Stiller as "Julius Knipl, Real Estate Photographer."
Time Chimp
The year is 1900. Professor Wilhelm Strohmeier has just made an astonishing discovery...one that could very well change the course of history. It seems his lab assistant, Charlie Chuckles Jr., isn't just any ordinary chimpanzee. He's hip. He's hairy. He's from the future! That's right, sent back in time from 1999, Charlie's on a mission--research the past to save the future! Watch as he digs up interesting comparative facts and posts them to Time Warp: 1900 vs. Now. Thrill as he buys cheap California real estate. Chortle with glee as he deadpans his catchphrase, "Show me the monkey!" So, remember...this time, it's primate.
Vroom with an View
Take a journey this summer. Not to the romantic canals of Venice, or the sumptuous tables of Provence. This year romance is taking to the freeway! Helena Bonham Carter is "kissy_63@yahoo.com," an impetuous bookstore clerk by day, chat-room lurker by night. But her life is forever changed when Colin Firth ("sensitivepoet@aol.com") cuts her off in traffic. You'll be swept away as girl sees boy, girl notices Bumper Bait on boy's 1970 Pontiac GTO, girl emails boy, and boy meets girl in a safe setting with lots of people around.
Granny Posse
A smooth-talking foot-fetishist terrorizes a weekly suburban Canasta game--and gets more than he bargained for! These fragile, little old ladies don't take kindly to slingback-sniffing strangers. Their pumps are sharpened like daggers. They all wear size 666. And they call themselves the Solemates, inspired by a century of shoes and the devil himself. In an unbelievable climactic scene, the housedress-clad grannies unleash a wrath of pure evil. These card-shuffling succubae don't fold for anyone!
Conjunctivitis Summer
Hot gals! Buff guys! Lusty looks! The sorority girls rent a beach house for the summer and it's party time ... until a peculiar local girl shows up. She's got it all--loaded parents, a hot body and a lazy eye! She's looking at you--or is she? Chaos ensues when the frat boys take a special interest in this confusing stranger. Starring Philip Seymour Hoffman, an actor you might not know by name, but whose accomplishments are summarized at Fametracker.
Lobotomy Factory
It's Tim Tinlistrin's first month at the Urbana Ice Pick Packaging Plant, and things just don't seem right. The staff seems easygoing and "mellow," but they also bump into things and drool a lot. No one takes vacation time, and curiouser still, everyone seems to be working for free. Dr. Walter Freeman, the payroll supervisor, keeps asking him out for a chocolate shake on the loading dock. Should Timmy accept? Welcome to Lobotomy Factory, where no one remembers your name.